Once upon a time in Mumbai there was a guy named Hariprasad who used to hate Ravi because of his .NET Expertise.


He always used to Override Ravi's Methods and Ravi used to get pissed off because of HP(Abbreviation for Hariprasad's)...




Because of Hari's Pathethic behaviour Ravi decided to declare his method private....


Now HP was reallly fucking pissed off....


Going back in time he remembered how Ravi and HP used to share the VP (Vada pav) frm Kunjvihar(Ofcourse HP paid for it as Ravi was a true Marwadi....)


Hp feels some Salty discharge from his Eyes and thinks ..."Fcuk i have feelings from him,but unless i dont steal his expert programming technique ,how could i be an Expertise, as Bill gates or Steve Jobs also did the same thing or atleast that's what i saw in some English Movies"


Now here is where he contacts Suyog....the one who solves everything politically and supports the party Medical Notification Sena which states"Bhaiyalog spread Malaria Not Mosquitoes"


Suyog promises to steal Ravi's code and is successful by collecting the data from Ravi's Laptop...


But alas Ravi's lapy crashed ...Any Guesses why???



Do comment in the end if you guessed it right..


At Hari's Place... his bro is busy in Love with Linux so he dumps windows ..







Hari is so frustraTED as he accidently deleted some hidden files







and Fifa 06





In sheer frustration he thinks of calling Vishal ,but again he rethinks woh chu@#%$# paisa Mangega...So finally opts for Linux OS.


Finally Suyog arrives, "My friend here's Ravi's code...anything else you need let me knw and remember Malaria came from NIndia as stated by the headlines in CNN-IBOM etc"


As soon as Hari puts plugs the Pendrive..He suddenly sees his pc i working slow...


Again Your chances to guess here as of why it became slow? Best comments will get


One day free Study time With Ravi..Seriously




Ignoring the Slow performance of the PC Hari decides to execute Ravi's Code but suddenly..is confused.....


The format is not supported....


Now In sheer Frustration....he starts plucking his hair out and suddenly remembers Vishal who's always busy on faceobook




commenting on other people's status....


"Tring....Tring..",the phone rings... and with his south indian accent Vishal answers..


"Hello..."


HP: "Hey , Vishal I need your help man... .Net is not working in Linux..."


Vishal: Dude .net is only dependant on Windows OS... Bill Made this so as he could just sell his OS Worlwide


HP: Ohhhhhh!!!...so to run program in Linux any idea's




Vishal: You cant, you can do i thing, Install Java .It is portable and independant of any operating System from sun.java.com..


()
(After 5 minutes...)


HP:Installed what's next


Vishal: Dude not interested in spoon feeding there are lots of Docx there.Check it out...bye




Class HariStartedReadingDocx
{
void wasfindingitdifficult()
{
//coding for how his Neurons reacted in this case
}
}


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Owwww but not so fast..theres a Nucleus which makes this program runs and that is the main method


class Hari'sMoods
{
public static void main(String args[])
{
HariStartedReadingDocx h= new HariStartedReadingDocx();
h.wasfindingitdifficult();
}
}
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Now Hari was very satisfied that he knows some basics ..but not so fast...he has much more to work on .


class Hari extends HappyPersonBecauseHeKnowsTheBasics
{
Public HappyEmotions()
{
//some code
}
}


News Bang:


Remember always replace extends with "is-a" and see whether the sentence makes sense or not


"Hari is a HappyPersonBecauseHeKnowsTheBasics"

Now here what i mean is that extends means that child class inherits some functions , variables for the parent class.

For instance

class car

{

//some functions and variables

}

class Mclaren extends car

{

//Mclaren inherits some methods and variables(that are accessible or public/default )

}

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